Sephiroth
is classier than a First Class SOLDIER

So all along, you really really were Eli Roth. We have went full circle.

Roth was born in Newton, Massachusetts, to Dr. Sheldon Roth, a psychiatrist/psychoanalyst and clinical professor at Harvard Medical School, and Cora Roth, a painter. His grandparents emigrated from Austria, Hungary, Russia, and Poland; Roth was raised Jewish. Besides English, he can speak French, Italian and Russian.

Eli Roth reflects the bullets with the buster sword, pauses, looks at the camera, mutters under his breath 'if you wanted chicken you shoulda took out the trash first'

Eli Roth vs Philip Roth, the American novelist. Eli Roth has buster sword and Philip Roth has gatling gun. Sephiroth is just watching and eating cheetos.

Nooo nooo they have them as fighting comrades! And maybe Pikachu has a baseball bat as well.

Okay, but what about if Eli Roth has Pikachu, Voldemort has Spider-Man and Sephiroth has Blossom from The Powerpuff Girls?

Who do you think would win in a fight between Voldemort, Sephiroth and Eli Roth?

Maybe your username could be 'Sephiroth is my master' or 'Follower of Sephiroth' OR 'Sephiroth is better than Eli Roth'

Are you Sephiroth like with the sword and a wing and scary peircing eyes that stare into your soul until you feel like a jellyfish or something else soft?

Are you sure you're not Eli Roth, the American film director, producer, writer and actor?

Hey, Sephy! Wanna join me on board the high school radio thing? http://home.eyesonff.com/timber-mani...ers-unite.html We need a competent team of writers for this to be awesome!