Doc Sark
is holding an ORB

He's very bubbly. Bit of a bottler though.

Hey, what's Dr. Pepper like in real life?

Yes I am very happy. Thanks. I'd be even happier if you'd stop sending gorilla porn to my hotmail address. Yeah, and you thought I didn't know it was you Mr. Czech "I like primate porn" Republic.

In answer to your question Psy, I am a real doctor yes, a doctor of luurrrve. I went to the same doctor school as Doctor Fox and am currently taking an M.A in Doctordom from the House Doctor, that really annoying American woman who should be shot before she does someone some real psychological harm.

Are you a medically qualified Doctor or is it just a big fat LIE?!

Here, your ninth note. Happy?

Naw, me wuv you *huggles*

No, no. We mean football. Soccer is a frankly stupid name that was given too it. I mean seriously, you American's call American Football, Football, when the bloody game is mainly played using the hands. 20 players on the football pitch are only allowed to use their feet. And Football was invented first, so there. Football not soccer.

You did that just to upset me didn't you TasteyPies....

Ohh, you guys mean soccer, I wasconfused there for a second.

Thanks Czanthor. You know I love to talk football, just glad there's people like you and the EoFF Mini League crew round to talk to about it.