Melissaur
is an Onion Knight

i'm in denver colorado! i'm watching I Was Dead, its about people who have near death experiences. i dont know if you're religious or anything and i dont mean to offend, but im quite sure these people are just trippin balls on brain chemicals while they flatlined. sorry i know that was random but hey...thats what i got. sooo tired. you a mom???

ok, cool! i like making new friends too! where ya livin??

Great! If everything checks out you can start on Monday, where you will receive a complimentary basket of mini muffins from the human testing dept. (you probably shouldn't eat them) and your very own Umbrella Corp. umbrella.

oh no!! ah well, didnt have many friends on here before hand anyways...

Only if you delight in deliciously evil schemes involving mutagenic viruses and all-round zombie mayhem. If this is apparent on your CV/Resume then welcome aboard!

Those are the hazards of mooning.

You're looking pretty tan. Perhaps I should put the shiny heiny back.

Just until I decide you've had enough.

TO LOOK AWAY IS CERTAIN DEATH!

))

^That's me mooning you.