Melissaur
is an Onion Knight

There was once an elephant wanted to marry an ant but their parent opposed the marriage. In the end, the elephant and the ant decided to elope leaving their parent and the world behind. They lived happily ever after until the elephant met a coconut tree and fell in love with it. The ant was carry the elephant's child at that time suffer from Natal-Depression and murdered her spouse and the coconut tree. Ever since then, there was a legend that an ant carrying a deformed child of an elephant will go around murdering random men.

One, two. Spookiko's calling for you. Three, four. Better lock your door. Five, six. Grab your crucifix. Seven, eight. Gonna stay up late. Nine, ten. Never sleep again.

Oh we're so great we got a tribute site set up to us. They have the slogan of: This is not eoff, this is only a tribute, you gotta believe me, man I wish you were there.

Ofcourse I could be making that up but would you ever know about that?

Thank you!

I'm very good, though I need to get a chance to play Halo with Dan and Psy again. I've got an urge to teabag and then abuse some dumb idiot again. Just ask Psy about what it's like.

Hmm last 10 people visiting my profile include you, interesting so how are ya?

I live in the LAND OF HATRED, but all the children home that had been burned down. So I should go to your place.

We should hang out all day long! We can go visit the children's home and steal all their sweets.

Then can I be Melissa!? You are Melissa and I am Melissa! We are the Melissa sisters, what do you think?

Actually I can be Jennifer, But I was told to be Mary and I actually wanted to be Lindy. What should I do.