The Space Pope
is a Level 1 Squire
Crocodylus Pontifex

Isn't that true of this universe too? Oooooh, getting all existential up in here.

Space is big. Don't be greedy.

Ah, i feel your pain. I think it may be due to the fact that i just havent showered in a long time...I'm still unsure though.

Same thing your name means. I thought a pope would know that.

Lovely, something mysterious sends you greetings from the deepest part of a mushroom. Pope.

Terrifying, truly.

Why would you say something like that!?

Ok well i meant fellowship kind of friend but you know, if the tool shed desecration is an option i'd take that too?

Well arent you an odd one! Thats okay, i'm sure we'll be great friends.

Well you guys are weird. Thats okay though, i smell like garlic and regularly drink to not be so depressed about my greek heritage and the smell that comes with it.