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is what the new kids refer to as 'awesomesauce'

I see. What color underwear am I wearing, then?

I was born there, yes. How did you know?

My job prospects are very limited because I'm not very good at what I'm doing and it will take either an immense amount of luck or a hell of a lot of drive to get where I want to be. I really shouldn't have just said "okay I know what I'll do, I'll work for Hyper" because that is unrealistic. But it's really all I've got. I've still got a year left in my Journalism degree and hopefully I will either get really smurfing good at it or land myself a job that is high paying and requires nothing taxing

Yeah, it seems like every week or two someone else goes out of business. smurfing atrocious We have super qualified and talented people over here, but nobody wants to put the goddamn money in. I want them to move the smurf back here and give you a job because I'm never gonna be able to visit if you go gallivanting off into the wide world for work.

It does royally suck to hear you are unemployed too. I hope it's not too stressful on you to make ends meet, it seems like the jobs are either in smurfing Woolies or you just have nothing. Nobody wants to work at Woolworths, it's demeaning. Particularly when you have a perfectly smurfing good degree that you paid good money for and worked hard to get.

This is the sort of trout that makes me angry. YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS. Good people getting shat on, my lord Australia.

After seeing that link in your signature and going "hey yeah why not" I have decided I need to kill you and absorb your essence. Dude you are smurfing talented as smurf. I'm sure it has taken a hell of a lot of effort and practice over the years but you are ace and I hope you're getting damn good work.

Well what can I say, I aim to please! And I have to keep my brother Aussies happy

I'll put a suggestion up that we filter "happy" to moist. It can only end in good things!

It always reminds me of that creepy ass woman, it gives me nightmares. The word itself is glorious though!

I misread your custom title as Moisty Rebel. It was a little confusing until I realised that I'm an idiot. Then nothing made sense, and I was content.

desuuuu

if you have to ask your opinion of me is fine

if you don't know to ask i am probably lolaslpg to you and will never be any more than that