magemasher
has fought their fair share of battles

Oh yes! Can I have some tea too!!! I like to have urine in my tea.

Can I eat your brain?

I will give you a nickel.

Reasoning uses up too much of the brain's energy and will induces seizure.

I did not choose to eat him! The will of the universe decides that!

/././.

No idea, I was sleepwalking.

But he just walked out of my butthole a few minutes ago.

I think I ate him last night. I was hungry.

I don't think he can handle your massive penetration.

Are you horny for some old butler's love?

But I prefer batman. He's rich and he got a cave!