Pumpkin
is an EoFF Legend
Pinkasaurus Rex

In what ways is it such/so/uh??

Oh, it's a VN! Don't know why but I thought it was a mango

They are. I don't usually care much about the visuals of a visual novel (the irony) but I have to admit eden*'s are pretty impressive.

I thought people may need a creative boost and so I thought of a prompt! You've wrote in there before so i was like, i'll holla holla dolla bill yo, at you

Hey I made a new writing prompt, go check it out!

I mean, seriously. one guy is a singer but a lousy one, so he told me he needs to eat a couple of songbirds to sing nice and one of the women in the town happens to have one of those exact songbirds for a pet. I mean

OMG YES I KNOW THE FEEEEEEEL

Like, at this point, the final stretch of PoE, I am honestly not going to finish two or three of the quests because every route you take to achieve the goal is just so morally reprehensible that I'm just not even gonna touch that

There was actually a ton of other ways you could resolve that quest, so that was fun. I think Ania killed the dragon, which she didn't like from a moral standpoint, but she got some sweet gear from that, so it evens out?

So I had this conversation with a dragon in Pillars of Eternity. Faithful of the Goddess Hylea asked me to take care of a dragon that had decided to make its nest in their temple.

Me: "Hey, can you maybe chill"

Dragon: "Never speak to me and my sons again"

Me: "Wait, you have children?"

Dragon: "Yes, and if you have the nerve to-"

Me: "Oh cool! I never would've guessed! Well, if you have kids then you have to stay, then."

Dragon: "Oh, thank you! That's so sweet of you!"

So I tell the worshippers and one's like "Are you smurfing insane?" but the other one says "But wait, our goddess is the goddess of wings and life, so maybe this is a good thing?"

So I go and talk to the goddess and the conversation goes like this.

Hylea: "Good job, fartface. Now they can't worship me because the dragons will eat anyone who comes there."

Me: "well, yes, but have you considered this: awesome dragon."

Hylea: "Hmm... you raise a compelling argument. Dragons are also something I am a patron of. So how would you explain this is important."

Me: "Well, you know. If there's a dragon, it'll have babies so it brings in more dragons. And the circle of life is perpetuated and you are kind of the deity of birth and life (also, cute baby dragons)"

Hylea: "Hm. Okay, I can work with that"

Haha, I was wondering when you'd notice. Happy super late birthday once more =P