My boss is such a dick. He pulled me up today for wearing too much make-up. I'm a smurfing clown, you idiot! He's already criticised me for setting fire to that school and now this? I'm not attending this disciplinary that he's summoned me to. Smurf him.
What kind of name is Gestahl anyway? His mother clearly didn't think too highly of him. I'm gonna have this prick's job, one day.
Last night I slept on a diet of pizza, whiskey and disappointment.