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    I should probably get out of the west before I get killed.
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    some kind of asian apparently. which kind depends entirely on who is looking at the time though I guess. an asian with a jihad beard. and hitler hair. oh my god what have i become
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    well i don't think i could have expressed a jihad beard with a name like lionel or something.

    indian NEPALI FOREVER. tho I do love my indian brothers. Like Ishant and his gangster hair! actually no one ever thinks i'm a brown man when they see me. most people seem to think i'm fucking chinese, although I can't see it at all. Also one of my jap friends, when we were out having dinner a few years ago, I hadn't mentioned to them at all like "oh i'm a half caste" or anything and she just randomly asked me "so, your father is Japanese?" xD no what the hell.
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    several reasons; 1.) i like beanies they are comfy and look nice. 2.) having had long hair for long periods it used to piss me off it getting in my face and not being able to see anything so i always kept it ponytailed up under a hat so i could see trout and now it's just a habit, i feel weird without a hat on. 3.) it is basically an emo hitler haircut now it's grown out some and no. just no. i really need to get cut up

    i wanted a full on manly suave beard, not muhammed al khaldoon mubarak bin khaleesah ahmedinijad beard
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    no way jesus christ xD the brown man of it is too much for me. the only time I don't wear a beanie is when I'm at work and in bed xD other than that got my head covered up all the time. and yeah the dirty eyetie gave me a full on hitler cut it was the worst thing i've ever seen. then again I got a job when I had it so who knows

    that reminds as well the other worst thing, the beard. god damn i wanted a beard ever since I was a kid, it took me ages to finally start growing one in and then i got it and unF it taists so gud justice. that is until the last few years, now that it grows in properly. if i don't keep it shaved up and under a certain length it goes from generic beard into full on spastic jihadist beard it is the worst trout xD
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    haha well unfortunately I got it cut off for job interviews earlier in the year. Last december I had a sweet full on 1950's jimmy stewart cut that was the first haircut i'd had in ages I liked, but then I went back there a few months later and instead of the guy who cut it good I got some spooty italian who gave me a dodgy hitler cut, so now it hasn't been cut in a while and is currently just a bag of shit. I should get cut up again soon really but cba to spend the money.

    also I am extremely jealous of him then, mine never has and never will unless it's spastically short and I don't like that.
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    extremely thick. to the point where nothing works on it, at all. i've got some of this 4 TIMES SUPER STRENGH hair wax or some trout that I try and use when i go to work to keep it somewhat respectable, and the hair just says "smurf this trout" after about an hour and then does what it wants. also it's only straight up until a certain length, then it goes all curly and awful xD i hate getting cut up so I've let my hair grow for about a year and a half a few times and it gets just about to my chin and then starts going ghetto. it'll be straight up until there then everything else starts going curly and wavey and this that and the other. it's a good thing I'm not fully brown man otherwise I would end up like Ishant Sharma's hair probably. Silky though, yes. That part I can live with.
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    i only do it in usernotes really. then again whenever I wanna say it on the forums I usually just say "shiet" and nobody seems to care that much so idk why it's still censored anyway. nubs

    no you don't, trust me, any positive benefits are ruined by the absolute fail of brown person hair. totally impossible to do anything with at all.
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    that does indeed sound like a crazy ass curry dream. although I don't really get those myself. must be brown man hax or something

    perks of being an RM yo (h)
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    i told you bro it's all skill. TALENT! no you'll have to forgive me I had a long ass day and bugger all sleep preceeding it so I am a bit shit at the moment.

    what kind of curry dreams, pray tell?
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Stepping out of my comfort zone

by Jinx on 05-05-2014 at 03:19 AM
Since quitting my job, I've spent much more time at home, and it's caused me to fall back into some of my old agoraphobic ways. I really don't like that I'm like this again, considering that I had done a complete 180.

Because of that--and also just wanting to make friends and get out and do things--I've joined some Meetup groups. I haven't gone to any events yet, but I'm going to one this Thursday. It's a tabletop game meetup. (If I enjoy it, I might start going to the Wednesday night

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workin' out workin' out barbie YEAH

by Jinx on 03-18-2014 at 09:02 PM


yeah this jam was the trout when i was six


I've been to the gym three times (hurt my neck and had to take today off ) but I've already noticed a change in my body. Rob and I have been eating much much healthier. I haven't had anything sugary to drink in over a week, and we've been eating a lot of lean meat and veggies. I've been lifting weights and walking--and even in three visits, I've noticed my endurance is much, much better.

I'm

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2014 blah blah

by Jinx on 01-02-2014 at 02:45 AM
1. Lose 30 pounds or more.
-To do this I am going to eat healthier (which really, anything is healthier than how I've been eating the past week!), and join a gym and exercise. I want to do cardio and strength training with weights. Any advice on exercise would be greatly appreciated!

2. Grow out my hair until it's completely natural.
-This one's pretty simple. Just don't dye my hair! I'll probably cut my hair from time-to-time. My hair is already about two or two-and-a-half

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ugh i think i'm getting the flu

by Jinx on 12-17-2013 at 05:29 AM
pray for me
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