The Man
has the Pod effect on all the ladies
pirate heartbreaker

You can only hold the koalas at Australia zoo for a little while because even then they're still trying to dig into your shoulder. And kangaroos have been known to gut people on occasion. The ones at my uni are real docile but you wouldn't go up and pat them if you valued your life.

This is your traditional welcome back user note. A few days late, but then again you're a few months late.

Even the cute and cuddly stuff has the ability to rip your intestines out and wear them like a scarf.

Spiders only bother me if they can kill me or if I don't know what they are. I only know a handful and 90% of them can kill me. smurf Australia, seriously xD

In hindsight, it was pretty funny to find that they had started nesting in my pillow. My reaction would have been priceless. I've now had all the windows and gutters poisoned so they haven't invaded for a while. Damn arachnid jerks

If you carry around a small bug spray you should be able to kill them before they get you. I keep bug spray in my room because spiders like to invade.

I can't remember the last time a bee actually stung me. I'd probably freak out like a big baby.

Those things don't look real friendly. I wouldn't want to cross one either.

Everybody has stupid fears. I hate those damn window-walls on high rise buildings. I hate high rise buildings in general. Anything with more than three floors I either avoid, or hug the wall closest to the centre of the building as close as possible.

I imagine we're getting good at fake teeth though! Some of these medical advances are pretty awesome.