The Man
has the Pod effect on all the ladies
pirate heartbreaker

Losing teeth is something I've always been paranoid about. I've had a few knocks to the face and almost lost my front teeth D:

Could be worse. At least I have all my teeth still. But I can't eat properly so looks like I'm living on yogurt and other soft foods for a while. As soon as I invent a good story, I'm golden. It should leave a bitching scar.

I set a new benchmark in terms of embarrassing situations though. Tonight I tried to do something fancy and smashed my face on the floor. I now have three stitches in my chin and neither of the girls I was trying to impress were impressed. I'm not sure pity is an apt substitute.

If we put it down to them being faulty then we don't have to fear their stupidity!

...I almost misspelled stupidity then, that would have been embarrassing.

I think they like pretending to be cave men who just learned fire. If we burn the out of things, it's an improvement!

I'm a medium-rare guy too! People always seem to serve me charcoal and I'm like "wtf is this ". I don't enjoy chewing on tires.

My parents keep buying this steak that I don't enjoy at all, so I don't end up eating too much meat. I think it might be a hint to move out, despite their protests when I say I will.

I eat a fair bit too much junk food as well. I make the conscientious effort to pick the "healthy" menu though

I want to say "eat more and you'll grow up big and strong!" but I can't find a non-patronising way to do so. So long as you aren't suffering health problems, you seem good as you are

I have a pretty quick metabolism too, and coupled with the amount of exercise I (used to) do, I end up underweight despite the fact I eat like a monster. Gym work is something I've lacked though, I need to get some strength back after my break. I got my ass handed to me but like 50 year old smokers today, it was shameful.