Agrias
is a name people speak well of

Friends??? Friends??!??!!

Look, I have no smurfing clue what your problem is, but you just awoken a sleeping giant! I will crush your homeland like a....

...

Oh wait, "friend" in my native tongue means "one who desecrates a neighbor's tool shed". Whoops :x

It's working out great :c)

I knew a Greek woman once.

She was extremely unpleasant

But I like the smell of garlic, wet socks too.

My species doesn't use the bathroom, our waste is expelled through our mouths and skin.

The dating scene for my people is kinda tough as you may imagine, so we do lots of coke until our senses of smell and judgment are null and void.

But in the future you will!

I could give you some winning lottery numbers : 6 12 32 9 7 14

Thing is, I don't know when they should be played.

I don't really see that it would be, Alice.

I could just pin you down, rip your eyebrows off and devour them whole~

But I am all knowing.

In fact, I knew that you were going to type that, and I also know that, at some point, you will eat, sleep, pet a small animal, and eventually die (silly mortals, heh).

accept my friend request on LJ plz

North Apollo, PA 15673.

The Space Pope is glad that you find its gigantic green skintight outfit to be most pleasing.