Denmark
has people cosplaying as them at conventions

Then she woke up with the area around her crotch all wet and sticky...

I killed and ate a penguin once. ^_^

Go to the fecking doctors, then.

I am hurt

Meaty: do you KNOW how much postage would cost? :O

Fitty: I got everyone about 7 why should I buy you one :o

Better yet, a marshmellow one.

HOLY MOLY GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RUBBER DUCKIES!

Mom, buy me ooooonneeeeeee ^________^

I have an idea! I'll type out a letter that a girl wrote me, but replace her name with Denmarks. Because I'd much rather receive a letter from Denmark.

To Liam

Hey um I just wanted to write you a little letter to tell you how sorry I am for being mean to you this year I was only kidding and I hope I didn't hurt your feelings if I did I'm extremely sorry I may have already told you this but I wanna make sure you know.

I actually think your a really great guy an admirer the fact that your never scared to be urself no matter what anyone alse think. Your a exciting and adventourous & friendly and I know you have a good heart.

You have the talent and attitude to do well at anything you do I wish you all the besh liam I hope all your dream come true

Have a good xmas take care and have fun I will miss you heaps

love DENMARK

P.S. I am DENMARK AND I WROTE THIS LETTER FOR MEAT PUPPET

And then Denmark goes on to some personal stuff about me and Denmark.



You see Denmark? If it had been YOU that wrote this letter, I WOULD HAVE CALLED!

Why do you hate me Denmark? Why do you never write me letters like girls do? DENMARK, MY HEART WANTS YOU.

They glow in the duck!

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Hey look, a tumbleweed!

Ewww