Denmark
has people cosplaying as them at conventions

Alrighty, Danmark.

I only have eyes for you :sing:

Okay, that's a lie.

I slaved over an electronic oven for hours to create this speech for you, so you better appreciate it! :weep:

Most Likely to Be Pumbaa.

I hope you enjoy my speech for you. God knows I did. xD

What if you had two goats, and you said to someone "I have a goat." Would that be-

A) 0% true - you have two goats, therefore "I have a goat" is a lie
B) 100% true - yes, you have a goat.
C) There is no C
D) 200% true - you have a goat, and you have a goat. That's double the original statement!

While looking at your signature I realized that fighter has emo hair.

Yeah, they get a bit lengthy at times

Hey! A fellow Questionable Content reader.