Denmark
has people cosplaying as them at conventions

That's a rule most people would do well to live by.

I don't know who he is. So I wouldn't marry him or be his freind.

i don't think i would. i'd be his friend if i could though. (not on myspace because that's dumb)

I don't know about him, but I would be tempted.

if you could marry dane cook, would you?

So what does that make me!

you're a bird!

Sour apple does indeed suck, but watermelon sucks more. And harder.

that's disappointing. dane cook would be sad.

I don't even know what those things are.

why you stab my myspace

i'm gonna put my foot down, i'm gonna make a stance right now, i'm gonna say this: watermelon is the only good flavor of jolly rancher candies, i will say that. if you say sour apple I will stab you in the jaw! sour apple sucks. if you believe that sour apple is good, you meet me in the lobby after the show, I'll be the guy stabbing jaws. there aren't too many of us out there. just look for the guy stabbing jaws, that's me, come up and say hello, and i'll stab you in the jaw.