sharkythesharkdogg
is a Level 80 Dancer
Blood In The Water

When I got my cougar partner I took her to mcdonalds because I knew she was the one. We stared at each other past our mcmuffins and made love in the toilets. I'd recommend you go to KFC though so you can use a chicken leg to cover yourself in grease and then use it as a potential tool for penetration. Value for money right there.

Attaboy. Now put on your Reebok classics and go gettem!

Take her out. Go on. Wear your best tracksuit.

Aha, I can imagine you terrified, wide eyed and crying as she thrust her breasts into your face in a crowded bar.

Did that happen?

It was wrong and disgusting. She was dead!

I'm going to distribute posters of you buggering a horse.

Have you ever been diagnosed with having any problems?

Oh you posted on your wall again. I need to get you a helper.

Tease all and tease often - don't stop until they cry.

You used to be such a meek chap before I brought you together with foa.