sharkythesharkdogg
is a Level 80 Dancer
Blood In The Water

Winfield: Thoma!
Thoma: Winfield!
Winfield: What are the rules of the gentleman!?
Thoma: Shower her with affection!
Winfield: The first rule!
Thoma: Old, young, it matters not!
Winfield: The second rule!
Thoma: Flatter her with compliments!
Winfield: The thiiiiiiird rule!
Thoma: This is an emergency, and the list must abridged, but never forget the final rule!
Winfield: The cardinal rule! The one thing you must never do to a woman!
Thoma: More important than never making her cry...Never, ever, raise raise your hand to a womaaaan!
Ellis: .....
Lavinia: .....
Monster: .....
Winfield: We are truly man of the highest caliber.
Thoma: We are, aren't we?

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...mother-walmart
http://wgntv.com/2014/11/26/mom-shot...r-toddler-son/

WHAT IS THIS

Hey.
Keep being you. I like you.

Misunderstandings in video games:

• "Don't worry about it" - You should be very worried.
• "It's not important" - It's extremely important.
• "It's nothing." - It's definitely something. And said something is a thing that needs to be shared with the rest of the group. Now.
• "But could that mean?... No, impossible." - Yes it does and no it's not.
• "I'll tell you later." - They'll tell you after a sizeable portion of the world's population has died as a result of them not sharing this information. This is always somehow your fault.

You should plan a guys night sometime soon. Just go out for the day or the night or whatever with a few of your friends. I think it would do you some good to go socialize and I'm in a slump right now and would like the alone time to take it easy. What do you think?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-be...friendship_p2/

Article is hilarious

:P

Also you mentioned this yesterday: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph.../ChristmasCake

Apparently the old maid age is 25, which is absurd. But that's why they made Rorona a child in Meruru, is because she would have been in her 30s which is just... too old by Japanese standards I guess.

That makes me sad

Now your $25 bill to pay doesn't feel so big anymore does it :P

Also, couples who exercise together are more intimate. Now you know why I've been forcing you to work out with me muahaha

That's true. I also think some of it is misplaced priorities. Meaning people (probably mostly women) who want that princess wedding day more than the marriage. They have their wedding day dreams, and they want to do it while they're young and beautiful, so they rush in to it with someone they might not be ready with so they can have their dream wedding. Meaning, the wedding is the important part and not the marriage

I think the debt thing is a big part of it though

And haha that dinosaur article :P