VorpalCyberWolf
is holding an ORB

Aw, why not Mr. Shimmeringpantaloons?

My name isn't Mr. Fancypants, as both you and Bad Karma well know. I got it changed by deedpoll last Thursday, and it's time to adopt my new moniker of Mr. Swankytrousers, okay?

Only one day... so sad. That truely is underrated.

"One?" Well la-di-dah, Mr. Fancypants!

The 29th of April, one assumes.

It will have its day.

Mountain time is underrated.

I'll lend you some of my good Karma. But it'll cost ya.

Well, actually, if you were born in the USA, we were born on the same day, because of timezones and all that. In America, it was April 29th when I was born.

Someones birthday is tomorrow.