GhandiOwnsYou
is an Onion Knight
Misspelled for No Reason.

Grats on 1000 posts

Thank you! :3 I really appreciate it. I'm glad to be back with my felloe EoFFers.

Meryer misspelded cHristamsa!Merry misspelled Chrstmas. Duh.

That poor bellboy. Oh well, that only goes to show that she's not as giving and caring as she wants everypony to think. I almost don't want to corrupt you now. Knowing that your stories are true makes them all the more hilarious~

Oh, do show that ruffian! I cannot bear to withhold my gaze upon him.

Bah! What is this? Someone trying to perform subterfuge on a dearest friend of mine? D:<

Oh, but you're forgetting about Rarity. I'm sure you and her sister can both vouch for me when I say that she's quite disagreeable. (Although I have to admit, it may have put me at a minor disadvantage to make that cutie mark suggestion when they let me out a second time...)

Elements of Harmony or not, I won't stay trapped for long, so long as those fillies that released me last time are on the loose. Remind me to thank them later.

Fluttershy seems mad. I think it must have been something you said. She's finally snapped under the pressure of you and your friends always pointing out her flaws. Instead of constantly criticizing everypony, perhaps you should just tell them what they want to hear once in a while. A bit of honesty can go a long way, but too much accomplishes nothing except driving everypony away from you >=D

I like to think that's because I'm an oldbie who has lost touch with the current generation of newbs. I, too, believer we are much the same.