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    As Capitan le Captain fly in from his winter holidays, he realised that his ears were crying.
    "What's wrong, my flappy accomplises? Take care all." He asked.
    "Bloop bleep blap fap mac chappers flap." They replied.
    "OOH EE BAH GUM THAT'S FLIPPIN' AWWWWFUL! Take care all." He cried. "What can I do to help? Take care all."
    "Land you silly twat, and sit next to a damn fire." His left, and slightly ruder, ear replied angrily.
    ""Righto. Take care all." Thus the Capitan le Captain landed, and ran to the nearest house fire, to warm his pretty all hearing, all seeing, all knowing ears. After his ears were successfully warmed, they thanked/cursed at him, and he rushed over to the Houses of Parliament, and displayed his phallus to the Prime Minister.

    Had Capitan le Captain known what such an amazing thing would do to any mortal man, he wouldn't have done it, but he was drunk and clearly didn't know. The Prime Minister then figured a way to end all wars, and bring World Peace! After he had successfully set about with the World Peace stuff, he then invented an amazing invention to power the Earth for another 2 billion years - without maintenance! Capitan le Captain was gutted, because he had already invented and come up with all that crap when he was first born, and he was planning on declaring it to the world on CHRISTMAS DAY 2006. Poor Capitan.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU MAGICALLY WANGERED MAN!
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    Happy Holidays.
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    I think you're awesome
  4. I'm feeling much better today now that I'm halfway done with my term finals and editing my two films.

    How are you?



    Take care.
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    IS CAPTAIN DEVIN FEELING WELL TODAY?
  6. Is that so? Very interesting. I generally don't read over user notes too frequently, so I'd probably have never even noticed, so thank you good sir.

    Be well.
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    Ah good, this stops me from having to double post. Anyway, at a random skim through your user notes, I am going to say that (about) 9 of your 188 user notes are from banned members.

    This may horrify you, but I am indeed the doomed swine who enjoys reading through many pages of membersí user notes. Yes, even my own.
  8. I suppose that works too. As if my ego wasn't big enough already!

    Adieu all.
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    [Q=The Captain]Though, I have to admit, it gets kinda strange calling people by their username after a while. I much prefer being called Devin to "The Captain", because one sounds needlessly dramatic, can you guess which one?[/Q]

    Sir Overlord.
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    HELLO CAPTAIN DEVIN

    PLS DIE ALL ~
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