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is holding an ORB

He probably didn't have much use for it anyway.

The whistle was uncalled for. You could have taken the poor lad's eye out!

I give him the big badda boop with the *whistle*

It wasn't me! It was Mikey Two Spleens!

Hey hey hey. Who you callin' a branch, wise guy?

You're the expert. *shrug*

Tolkienologist I believe is the technical term. I hear you guys have the best costume parties of any of the branches of literary science!

I don't think that it is!

Is that a Lord of the Rings term? Why must you always remind me of that!?

What the Zamlord said.

Hot Belgian Ass.