Misfit
is a Frocobo
wat?

I can't even comprehend.

You know that italicized text gets me hot.

Yeah, I don't want to go to work tomorrow. *hitchhikes*

Parcel services don't go on weekends though!

And what's a good delivery date then?

Just let me find a big box and some confetti!

Don't tempt me. I might just have to toss myself in a box and see if UPS will accept me as proper cargo.

I'll border your line.

It's so much fun to be borderline sexually explicit though! ;D

Oh baby, it just got hot AND sticky.