Misfit
is a Frocobo
wat?

Damn straight you are. They just have to bow down.

I see what you did there. You're allowed to, however. 8-)

I've showed up countless times thinking I was going to get fired and still nothing. I'm just untouchable. 8-)

Stealing food is empowering. It's like an unofficial "thanks for being such a hard worker!" from the company, except they don't find out about it.

Just take a hilarious quantity of something! Or tell everyone off. :3

I wouldn't have it any other way. Aside from the "last day outfit", I plan on being a standoffish prick to callers and probably just doing a mass e-mail or something. xD

I'm in charge of the work that nobody wants to do. And they can't hire three people to replace me since the office is too small.

Visual representation.

They can't fire me. I'm too much of an asset to the company. 8-)

The office supervisors yell at me when they see me doing it but I just don't care~!