Misfit
is a Frocobo
wat?

If we get out hands on a shrinking device, I want to live in a Lego castle before I'm immortalized.

Either that, or have me bronzed. I want to be a lawn ornament in 100 years.

As long as my preserved body is in an extremely awesome and intimidating pose, then yes.

I'll just turn into a zombified Eric-sicle then~!

I want to make snow angels but all of the snow in the parking lot is plowed and if I tried to jump in one of the big piles of accumulated snow I'd get stuck and freeze to death.

Then once you go outside you should IMMEDIATELY stop resisting gravity and make a snow angel or two!

It's perfect snowball snow too. It hits with an impressive force and leaves little traces of evidence.

lawl not so leet now are wee?

I KNOW I went outside and lobbed snowballs with one of the guys in shipping at my boss's SUV on a ten minute break earlier.

YES I've already enjoyed my lunch yet however have an insatiable craving for lasagna which cannot be obtained at this time!