Misfit
is a Frocobo
wat?

Hey hows things?

If you buy a pair of vibrating pants you won't be able to tell if thats your phone ringing or just your pants having a good time.

I'M HOPING THAT MY PANTS VIBRATE otherwise I will be even more unhappy with my wireless service than I already am!

Dare I assume that was a wet willy?

You can kind of be in the phone's place if you call it.

It'll be the snazzy pink tie too.

That's all part of the outfit I'll be wearing when I come a' knockin'

Nothing unconventional, I assure you. Just what was mentioned a few usernotes ago~

Mmm, free pizza...

But back to the matter at hand, I'm being completely serious. ;D

That's just scratching the surface~