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Yeah I don't think it's every day that you get perfect weather at day and perfect snowfalls at night, especially not for a week. Skiing is fun, but it smurfing hurts so much. I think hanging out in the lodge is pretty fun too. Except if you're my buddy Jake and get swine flu the first day we're on the snow and end up opening a door with your face when you collapse and then get quarantined and generally hate your use of a cool $1500

We were on the snow for about five days as I recall. Leading into the ski season it looked set to be an absolute failure; low snowfall and just generally rubbish weather. Well the week before we arrived, it snowed like you would not believe. Absolutely dumped on this resort, creating perfect slopes and everything was looking much more positive. We arrive and the weather is bright and warm, absolutely smurfing fantastic weather. Ski all day, then at dusk head back into the lodge for roll marking and dinner and trout. Well that night it snowed again, giving us some nice fresh powder to play with on day 2. Wake up to crisp, perfect weather again. Rinse and repeat the entire time. I think it snowed while we were out and about once for about three minutes (coincidentally while being told that Tom Cruise had allegedly shown up via helicopter) and then that was it. Jesus loved me that week, man.

Yeah the entire state is so high above sea level that you actually feel closer to the sky. It's smurfing weird man, but it is kind of magical. When I went on my school ski trip a couple years ago, our lodge and part of the mountain seemed above the clouds. It made me so excited, I felt like a god.

lol wrong user page

I enjoyed my time there but I think if I grew up there I would be a very different person from what I am today. Really wish I got a chance to experience a few more states, though I shouldn't worry too much; most Americans never see as much of their country as I did

It was probably just too cold and windy in Wyoming, they all blow away and turn into icicles and shatter on the ground. Or get shot by hunters. smurf Wyo and its guns man.

I smurfing. You always post about how you laugh at work and I generally have a chuckle to myself at posts here and there but every time you post in a smurfing thread I lose my trout now. I just read all of your posts in the FFX threads I made one after another and probably got the attention of half the smurfing university xD

You know what america doesn't have a lot of? Birds. smurfing birds man. I'm pretty sure coyotes eat them all 'cause even the birds are too smurfing fat. At least our flightless birds can run.

NOT MY smurfING KANGAROOS. Man I tell you what I almost hit some wallabies the other day and it made me so sad but so happy 'cause it'd been a while since I saw some last. The rain keeps them away from my house

Those smurfing kids and their hip hop music ripping up my grass with their reeboks and their hightops and their doc martens