Azure Chrysanthemum
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C O N G R A T U L A T I O N

:rolleyes2

... so many emotions.

Behold the Knight!

I just hope you never go to my profile...


Damn!!

That's freakin' awesome

Okay, okay.
Once there were three men, and their plane crashed on an island full of cannibals. The cannibal leader captured them and said:
''We're going to eat you if you cannot complete a task set by us!''
And the three men said okay and agreed to do a task.
The cannibal leader said: ''Go out into the forest and come back with ten of the same fruit''
So the men went out and gathered the fruit.
The first man came back with 10 grapes. The cannibal leader said:
''I want you to shove those grapes up your ass without wincing or making a sound. If you can do this, we will not eat you''
The man shoved 7 grapes up his ass, but when he got to the eighth, he whimpered, and they cut off his head and ate him.
Then, the second man came back with 10 oranges. The cannibal leader said: ''I want you to shove those oranges up your ass without wincing or making a sound. If you can do this, we will not eat you''
The man managed three oranges, but started crying, so they ate him.
Up in heaven the two men were talking. The second man was crying.
''Why are you so sad?'' said the first man, ''We're in heaven!''
''I'm sad because I saw the third man coming with pineapples.''

Wowie these usernotes sure are violent.

*stabs everyone exept Resh because then I wouldn't have anyone to throw daffodils into the air with in the mental asylum, plus she is my bestest fwendie ^_^*

K, thanks B'Hold...

Not at all. Mind if I carve out your intestines and hang them from the rafters, douse them in gasoline, and set them on fire when you call me that? No? Great.

Mind if I call you B'Hold??

BEHOLD! 'TIS...THE VOID!!!!! AAAAAAAH!

*Gets sucked into the void like a peanut would be guzzled by a raging hippopotamus*