Ki Ki
is holding an ORB
Taco Vendor

It has a lot of shrinking properties.

Alcohol shrinks your brains. Isn't that freaky?

And brains.

Oh that's not good. What a waste of food. :[
I will never get drunk (I hope). It would just be a waste of food.

No, I feel like . And I get all paranoid and frustrated. It’s smurfing stupid. It’s not like I ever want to be drunk, either. People just keep beers coming. I smurfing hate it. Last time I was drunk I spewed up in a car. I didn’t even know what to do; I just sat there and spew came out of my mouth and went down. A friend had to help me hang out the window.

How do you feel when you're drunk? I've always wanted to know!
Do you feel like all fuzzy inside?

Getting drunk. I hate it.

I know! My friend came to my house drunk and I told him, "You're such a loser and you stink. Get out!", but he didn't get out so I drew a moustache on his face.
He didn't deserve one though, I was just being nice. >:[

What’s with partying all the time, anyway? Jesus smurfing christ. I thought that parties were to celebrate things. I know people who party just about every night. What kind of crap is this? Ohhh my head is so sore from that big parrty last night! I bet having a partty tonight will set me straight.

I WOULDN'T KNOW!