Ki Ki
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Scott speaks on a higher level than the rest of us.

The french man, he has wormed his way into your profile! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Good night, Ki Ki!

Do anabolic steroids help?

Well that's a method I've yet to try!

Thanks for those tips! I will be sure to update you as I progress. Conan O'Brien says that he can only grow one hair on his face, then he must comb it over into the shape of a mustache.

It's best to keep about 10 strands that are located rather near one another and shave off the rest. That is for one side mind you.
Shampoo and condition regularly and brush it daily. This makes the styling phase much easier!
When styling, do not use too much gel for it would surely damage the hair and we do not want that, do we?

Any tips to help a novice mustache breeder such as myself?

Thank you. Thank you.