Rase
has fought their fair share of battles
Unimportant Passerby

And don't you ever forget it!

Now I remember why the HABAAPN Party rules so much.

Guten Tag! Ich heisse Ryan! Wie geht es euch?
Good day! My name is Ryan! How are you?

Well you can now, you can now.

That's okay, I can't speak German.

Ah, crap.
That was just a bluff.
I was only bluffing! I can't speak any Spanish

3*.

*What's with the sudden outbreak of *'s in my usernotes?

The donkey frolicks in the tall grass.*


*If you'd like this message in Spanish, press 3 NOW.

It's called procrastination my dear friend, and it's a new* craze that's sweeping the nation!

*Only 6 bajillion* years old next Tuesday!

*By the way, bajillion is tonight's secret word.

Why don't you ever* reply to your user notes?

*sfgjdfbhlerj

I coined "Subway Ninja" several years ago when I met a member of the Nesian Mystics in Subway (I couldn't remember their name out of spite, so I would always call them the "Mystic Ninjas"). It was at a time a family member of mine worked at Subway, and him being a rough friend of the Polynesian sensation, I named him the Subway Ninja. The term stuck not for even a year, until I replaced his name with Fromosexual.