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    Happy new year!
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    I love you and I miss you and I love you!
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    It was a reference to your involvement in it in general but that works too.
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    I'll have you know that I'm the second sexiest male now (but you are more than welcome to carry the title because if I'm not first I'm last )
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    You're World Raistlin Entertainment.
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    So as long as I waste enough time sit down and craft an official set of rules for throat eating, I could technically be right?
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    I think it was Nico in chat, and I was the one who thought de facto would apply sad to say.
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    You must answer an important question. Was this, in fact, proper usage of the term de facto.

    Ignoring the mispelling.

    [05:26:10] EAT JINX"S THROAT GUYS!
    [05:26:19] IT WILL SOLVE ALL OF OUR CHAT RELATED PROBLEMS!
    [05:26:36] i've eaten throat
    [05:26:39] it ain't that good
    [05:26:52] it's just chewy meat with no good flavor
    [05:26:54] You're going to have to take one for the team here man.
    [05:27:05] We have problems that need fixing.
    [05:27:16] And I have never cared enough to fix a problem myself.
    [05:27:34] I mean we could get Rantz or DC to eat her throat, but you kind of spoke first.
    [05:27:46] Normally that makes you the defacto guy to do something.
    [05:28:40] default
    [05:28:48] not de facto
    [05:29:04] don't use words you don't understand son
    [05:30:22] Well according to Wikipedia.... in practice or actuality, but not officially established. So it still makes sense!
    [05:31:19] no it doesn't
    [05:31:24] i don't do anything
    [05:31:29] so i'm not the de facto guy to do something
    [05:31:49] But you're the guy who is suppose to eat Jinx's throat!
    [05:31:54] Because you spoke first!
    [05:32:12] Just because you choose to ignore the practice doesn't mean you were'nt the de facto guy.
    [05:32:22] >:/
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    Nvm. There was a guy there with the same name. I thought a trollface avatar would be odd for you.
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Glenn Beck and the Department of Irony

by Raistlin on 01-22-2014 at 09:53 PM
Glenn Beck compared Bill Nye's criticism of creationists with the Catholic Church's treatment of Galileo, concluding that Nye was on the "wrong side of history."



I know Beck long ago reached the level of self-parodying, but at this point I think he's in league with the manufacturers of irony meters, because he keeps making mine explode.
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Lori Kilchermann is a yellow journalist

by Raistlin on 07-22-2013 at 11:52 PM
In a 2012 story on a meth bust, the Ionia Sentinel-Standard, based in Michigan, decided to run a picture of the bust site farmhouse from 2 years earlier, when a political candidate had held a fundraiser. This led to accusations of the Sentinel-Standard and its editor, Lori Kilchermann, engaging in "yellow journalism," or distorting irrelevant details of a story for purposes of sensationalism or partisanship. These detractors also publicly encouraged others to cancel their Sentinel-Standard

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That pesky Fourth Amendment

by Raistlin on 06-03-2013 at 11:48 PM
My public defender’s office handles a lot of interesting cases. One of the most notable to come out of my office in recent years was Maryland v. King, which involved a challenge to a state law that permits the police to obtain a DNA sample of all people arrested for a crime, before any conviction and without the need for any belief that the DNA was relevant to the crime the arrestee was detained for. DNA sampling was thus just another routine booking procedure like fingerprinting, but DNA tests

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Information is the enemy

by Raistlin on 05-27-2013 at 10:04 PM
[I wanted to rant on this issue, but I figured EoEO might be tired of my anti-Obama speeches. Though it is his fault for continuing to give me so much material. ]

To the government, information is the enemy. That is why the US government has demonized Wikileaks, because it threatens to shame governments for their misconduct. So-called issues of “national security” may have merit on certain, specific occasions, but the broad way the label is used makes it clear that that is not the

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Cop Science is Junk Science

by Raistlin on 03-11-2013 at 11:55 PM
Last week, I almost had my first trial. And it was going to be one of the most complicated cases to appear in Maryland District Court (which covers non-jury misdemeanor cases): a challenge to so-called Drug Recognition Experts.

Take this hypothetical scenario: a woman is pulled over for driving over a dividing line (“erratic driving”). The cop talks to her, asks if she’s been drinking. She denies it, but seems a little out of it. He asks if she’ll take a preliminary breath test,

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