Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

Step 6: I ... I ... *stunned*

Step FIVE: A Korean woman will doubtless respond to your ad (in accordance with Newton's eighth law of histrionics). Knock on her door, and when she answers, present her the cat as a gift. She will invite you in for ice-cream (in accordance with Snell's Theory of Inverse Felicitiness).

Step 4: Wear lipgloss + lipstick.

(you make no sense!)

Step 3: Take out an ad in your local Paper, reading: "Sensitive male seeks room with ochre walls."

Step two: Grow long fluffy hair and layer it. Complete step by dyeing it various colours to attract the honeys.

Step One: Buy yourself a cat.

My news is different from your news.
My news tells me about "How to get a Korean woman in 10 easy steps"! :D

He must be one of those gothics they show on the news!

And a very big mouth! No wait! Two mouths!
Looks like someones been slicing and dicing himself.

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What a fat face (with gap teeth)!