Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

22 legs is another story

Eight legs are not better than two.

Gayest joke ever.

Dewey.

Who is he, anyway?

Habbo Hotel messing around > Joy Division and kikimm.

lol you said the BALLS word

Benny Ball, he was an ordinary cat. Nothing extraordinary.
He liked to play guitar, but he was not good at it, like most cats.
He never said "please" and "thank you", like most cats.
Yes, this Benny Ball was a most ordinary cat.

Goofballs

Not use proper grammar and punctuation, that's for sure!