Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

*hands you a little boy* HAVE FUN

oh wait, wrong user notes

No problem.

Psy: The one on mars is me.

Trailerwhores solicit sex from their trailers, correct?

You distinctly mentioned that you lost your virginity to a Dingo. Since New Zealand's crazy laws state that a person may only have sex once in their lifetime () , it can easily be deduced that the Trailerwhore was a dingo.

You also said that the Trailerwhore took custody of your firstborn child. Therefore you lost your firstborn to a Dingo.

...And I guess that means I get to progress to the lightning round, for a chance to win a beautiful houseboat! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

P.S. Thanks for that pic of Misfit. ^o^.

I can't tell them apart

Which is the one that's on Mars?

I said trailerwhore, not dingo. Let's compare the two.

It seems evident from the above post that the whore in question was a dingo. Therefore, you lost your firstborn child to a dingo.

'Excellent work, Watson! Have a lollipop!'

Here's an interesting fact I must point out for you, because obviously because you live in a brick house your mind is screwed up, you actually think we have DINGOS here.

Here's some facts.

My firstborn son was lost to a trailerwhore who demanded custody, just because I bruised her a couple of times! Dumb bitch.

When I was in a country that actually had dingos, I lost no children to them. In fact, they lost their virginity to me. I mean.. children.

Brick houses are baaad. For you.

MP is hating on our bricks because he lost his firstborn son to an infected Dingo bite.

Hey! I like bricks...

What? Jeepers, Zanwhore, you never make sense. You know why you're so screwed up? It's that brick house. Yep. It explains it all.