Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

your usernotes are more complex than mine.

it just goes without saying.

Here's a grammar rod. Do with it what you wish.

Gomorrahmy? Sounds kinky...

Why sodomy? I prefer gomorrahmy.

Wait, I didn't say sodomy. Oh dear, why are you thinking of sodomy?

so do my

so do me

Wait, I didn't say sodomy. Why are you thinking of sodomy?

Nothing like sodomy to make a man shudder.

Either way there's far too little fairy magic around these parts. It almost feels like reality. *shudders*

No, Red Pill, you misunderstood me. I said you were a fairy.