Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

I'd suck off Michael Jackson for £10M.

George, George, he's good for your heart. The more you eat, the less this little jingle makes sense.

That's a lie, because you most certainly wouldn't do anything, and you know very well what things you wouldn't do, or wouldn't if you could which you couldn't.

I'd do anything for a nice wad of Monet.

Even an HB and a box of Kleenex would be enough for Monet.

With coloured pencils and tissue paper.

Wine is gis dusting.

Like you say to the dentist "Are we done?"

I shun acts. They are beneath me.

I command ackshun sometimes.

JUST LIKE A MAN TO BACK AWAY FROM A REAL MANLY GIRL.