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Oh go on then

It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Which is apparently pretty easy.

Thank god. I never had good aim. But there's no way I can smurf this up.

They wouldn't even need to be that accurate at fat-seeking. These are very large people, after all. It's not as if they could backflip out of the way.

Damnit! Hmm. What else can we do? What protection do we have against these beasts? Developing fat-seeking bombs might be the only way.

Rocket Edge, you are absolutely, 74% correct.

I hear the obese are using those elderly stair-lifts now, though. It's kind of like the equivalent of those sprinting zombies from Dawn of the Dead. These fatties have moved the the next level.

We'll have to develop weapons that target the obese. Put fences around your house, and such. No, stairs. Lots of stairs.

I know that you know, that I know that you know, that I did know, that you knew that we knew together, leading me to believe that in fact you did know about what you knew, while you were thinking that I didn't know.

Ugh. The concept of obese breeding has put me right off my dinner. Now some obese person will probably come along and eat it, and then what?

Haha, I didn't even think about the other advantages! Perfect. But when we run out--not going to happen for awhile, but still--do you think we're going to have to breed more?

Capital idea. Burning the fat might also solve our energy crisis. =)