Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

I found a double-ender yesterday.

Don't toy with me, boy-o.

I was just joking again. I am a :skull::skull::skull::skull: like that. I should be shot.

There's a special name for those, but I'll be damned if I'm going to say it out loud.

Yes. I am a homosexual girl.

Male to Female operation

But still a homosexual?

I’m actually a girl.

Hold me.

You're my Gandalf.