Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

They had barely begun to live

Poor air filtration devices.

Poor washing machine.

I see a pattern here.

You mean the dryer shrinks my clothes, not my washing machine?! And after all the times I hit the washing machine because of that ...

I think you owe something an apology.

You mean the washing machine shrinks my clothes, not my dryer?! And after all the times I hit the dryer because of that ...

Déja vu.

Death Department laboring in unison with the Corpse Department to bring as yet unheard of degrees of depression to the masses.

Good. Because otherwise it will shrink your garments.