Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

eestlinc attack

It's not an elk. It's eestlinc.

It has an unusual smile, for an elk. Or anything, for that matter.

Can you not see that those are false teeth and antlers? It is in fact nothing more than a brown furry ball with eyes. Duh.

I feel sorry for that elk it only has three teeth. They should always come with four. But not more, that would be silly.

:elk:

It isn't an ELK OF AGONY, is it?

elk attack

MUSTARD OF DOOM.

STEAM OF EVIL