Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

Strut. :strut:

What do you do when you do what you do?

(SPOILER)Since Cz can't read spoilers I will now do this: LA LA LA... LALALA... LA LA LA LA LAAA..LALALA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA. I call this song "Deep Pain in the Deep Ocean's of My Mental Stability(Part IV)"

Good job I don't know how to read spoilers, or else that content might have offended me!

(SPOILER)Santa isn't real.

I wonder why?

Santa took it with him.

What happened to that image?

face

My Emo waffle cut itself and bled jelly, then killed itself in my toaster. Luckily, this worked out for me as it made the waffle itself much yummier. Sadly, it left four mini-waffles behind. Which I also ate to end their grief.

Phew, this was a good story. And entirely true to boot.