Cz
is a Frocobo
Oh go on then

I hope you had a good time.

The mew is grateful for your periodic appearance in our usernotes. We will express our affection for you with a song.

MU
MU MU MUUUUUUUUU
MU MUUU
MEWY
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

We know it sucks, but it is all the mew wasn't too lazy to type for you. So here you go. Know that the mew loves you, no matter what sins you commit. We love you like a child. A small, fleshy child. :3

I put dye in my hair but then my hair jabbed my left eye which is now burning.

I think the dye in the hair and the hair in the eye and the eye burning may all be related. I will consult google.

BM 101, Cz, Czhazorismiosis, or whatever your name is, if I were to get down on my knees in front of you, open my mouth really wide, and proceed to exhale, would you think of me as a straight man?

Is your real name actually Jamathity?

It is?!.... Dammit, I can't find it!

The real forum is here, in the usernotes.

Cz! SeaZee! I'm leaving you a usernote 'cause I can. ^^
'cause Usernotes are more entertaining.
OKAY I'M GOING TO GO KILL A SPIDER NOW! =]

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How rude!