Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It doesn't bug me now since all of it is gone. I think. But I do look up stuff that still bothers me. It doesn't really help fixing the problems though.

If it does bug you, I don’t see why you shouldn’t search the internet for some kind of answer. I mean, that’s a little bit what the internet is for, after all. Not porn.

It's a subject I've never researched before. Maybe I should look into it. I don't care too much anymore, though, since those days are finally over. You're probably right though.

It must be a different type of fat? I thought you would know more about this kind of thing that I do.

Why does baby fat look different from like...regular fat?

I guess I was kind of tubby. I was like, 10 or something. I can’t remember what I looked like.

Did you actually need to lose weight though?

Nope. To tell you the truth, it helped me lose a lot of weight, which I have never put back on. So it was quite good!

Has it smurfed you over for life?

Accidentally! Kind of. I did pick the pie... but I didn’t know. My dad had taken my brother and I to Tinopai, and we stopped for lunch on the way. I got a chicken pie, which had chicken that wasn’t cooked properly.