Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Not that job. I meant with you.

You have a hat.

I have a job? What’s my job?

That's not your job, anyhow.

As long as your happy, I don’t have to plot out bizarre operations to get a new one to you

Bah. Maybe it's just cause I'm tired, but I don't care anymore. :laugh: I can live with the stupid thing. For now.

If she peed on it, it would definitely break.

I'll blame it on the cat, then. If only she was a giant, so it would be believable.

Good idea. You could break it and try to get a new one... though it’s risky. He might just deport you!

Maybe I could tell him I accidentally sat on it