Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah it's weird. They lost a whole...you. They lost a Liam. An entire Liam.

I like it when people lose enough weight to make up like, a small human. It makes my head hurt.

Oh man on this one show, this fat-turned-skinny person came on, and brought like...a blanket showing how much excess skin had to be removed from her after she lost the weight. It was like 9 feet A big square. Nasty as smurf.

Excess skin.

Like fat people that have become skinny.

You can take the boy out of ugly, but you can’t take ugly out of the boy.

That was probably unfair of me. He shaved that hair off and he's a bit thinner now, but he's still ugly.

Holy . *washes eyes*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_sho...k_osbourne.jpg

Which one is he again?