Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah. It disgusts me that people were egging him on, but it's not like if they hadn't, he wouldn't have done it. It's just really creepy to me.

Maybe it would be useful for cleaning yourself... if you were A CAT. But whatever :-[

Did you read the thread in eoeo about the guy that hanged himself?

But it's so USEFUL not really. I can...kind of. I haven't really tried both. Too scared. I know I can put one leg up there though.

No. God no. I don’t even want to. Can you?

Can you put your legs behind your head?

Yes. In all the desperation, I have somehow transformed into bread.

Are you a pretzel now?

*contorts*?

*comforts*

You know why! *choke*