Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I tried to kill him with a comb once. No, that’s not right. I licked him and his brain collapsed.

That's right. Get out, weakling!

This is way too heavy for me, man. I just ducked in here mad fast so I could give you a weird note.
*makes eerie noises

Pagans.

Make animal sacrifices. Poisonous snakes. Maybe that wasn't Protestant, but it was some religion.

What a horrible word! Now that I think about it, it has usually made me think of protest, but never ants. That could be because protesting ants is a pretty stupid thing to think about. Unless I was thinking about protesting against ants. Ants being, of course, one of the major competitors for humankind’s throne of planet Earth. So it would make sense for anyone—even a hippie—to protest against ants. But then they would also have to balance it out somehow. Perhaps protesting...

What the smurf do protestants do, anyway?

Yes. They are all Protestant.

Do the Swedes even have Angels? I just thought their belief was that everyone turned into giant space maggots when they died.

So you don't think I exist now, huh? Jesus.

How dare you!

That is OK. I don’t believe in your Swedish Mythologies, anyway.