Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

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You know what gives ME headaches? Noxious fumes.

Behind the building I lived in last year there was a semi-hidden paddock called the 'Terrace Gardens'. We always had lots of fun smoking and drinking in the Terrace Gardens. We even had couches. More importantly, three of us humans one time noticed that if you put your hands over the 'Terr' it reads "Ace Gardens" which is super awesome so we called our band that. When auditioned a bassist called Dan but it turns out the guy was a bit of a loser. Liked to play with knives and such and didn't really know what a bass guitar was. He scared us all and made our drummer run away which wasn't too bad but we didn't call him back. To this day I still get the occasional text from him, to which I don't reply.

Help is on its way!

I'm going to make you when I get home from work, okay? I'll get some sausage links out of the freezer and tie them together with strings.

IT'S ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE

I know where the meat is.

If you ever decide to have crabs soon have king crab legs for they are filled with meat. Please, no dirty jokes to that comment.

oh where oh where can my baby be
the lord took her away from me
now shes gone to heaven so i got to be good
so i can see my baby when i leave this world

I don’t know where my baby can be.