Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It really depends how the day goes. Often I just get so tired by the end of the day that I can’t be careful anymore, and I spill lots of crap on my shirt. So I wash it then, unless I like reeking of gravy and raw chicken (I don’t.)
Which reminds me, some of the chickens didn’t cook properly on Friday. The oven failed halfway through... it was scary. We didn’t know until it was too late, of course, when some psycho bitch brought in a piece of chicken that still had red in it. ! I was worried someone was going to sue me. She was the only person who came in, though, so it wasn’t too bad.

Yeah, the smell and...all that other stuff probably just gets CAKED onto it and yuck. Waiting a whole week would probably be unbearable.

I wish it could be every weekend, because that would be easier. But I usually get it filthy every couple of days, so

How often do you wash that thing?

That reminds me of my uniform.

Hang him out to dry.

No, not him.

Aww.

Psychotic said I love you.

That's that.